A little girl asked her father where people came from. Her father said, “Millions of years ago there were apes from whom the human race evolved.” Not quite happy with his answer, the little girl asked her mother the same question. She said, “God made Adam and Eve who had children and so all people were made.”
“But Mummy,” the little girl said, “Daddy said we come from apes.”
“Yes, dear,” she replied, “but only on his side of the family.”
This joke appeared in one of our recent sermons: The Hope Diamond